Buying A Motorcycle Mugs

'I realize you were excited that you got the loan for your new bike, but you should've at least got dressed first before rushing over here.'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

Drool Marks

"One year closer to college!"

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

'How about a nice saloon?'

Biker At Museum

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'And here's the toolkit.'

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

Altar Ego

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

Biker chopper shopper

Hell's Angels

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

Absurd motorbike

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

Electric bike.

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'