Purchasing A Motorcycle Gifts

'May I help you?'

"One year closer to college!"

Drool Marks

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Rising Gas Prices

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"It's a hybrid!"

Biker At Museum

'How about a nice saloon?'

'And here's the toolkit.'

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

Altar Ego

Hell's Angels

Electric bike.

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

Arcarde Patrol

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'