Purchasing A Motorcycle Pillows

'May I help you?'

"One year closer to college!"

Drool Marks

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Rising Gas Prices

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

'And here's the toolkit.'

'How about a nice saloon?'

Biker At Museum

"It's a hybrid!"

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

Altar Ego

Hell's Angels

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

Electric bike.

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'