First Bike Purchase Pillows

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

I love my motor.

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

Electric bike.

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"It's perfect for commuting to college. Definitely a learning experience."

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

"Let's go! And you're still not getting a car."

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

"This one's perfect if you're going green, but still don't know how turn signals work."

'You're on the very bottom of the 'property ladder'. Or as we estate agents call it; 'the food chain'.'

Boy finds tricycle propped up on building bricks after wheels stolen.

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

'Hey, this is nice! You should see my starter cave!'

Carole Jean's First "Big Girl" Heels

'I know it's tough starting out. Your father and I started out in a plastic bag.'

'If you're a good boy, Santa will bring you tires next year.'

Car dealer's sign: If you kick the tires, you've bought it!

Letting Go

Decals and stickers for your bike.

Biking Granny.

'My brother was annoying until he got a car.'

When The Car Is Being Repaired.

The intelligent car is just around the corner.

'All those years I rode those small bikes...well, as you can see, those days are over.'

"OK...I gotta admit...you got a cool car."

'It has a driver's airbag and forward and rear crumple zones.'

Tandem

'May I help you?'