First Bike Purchase T-Shirts

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

I love my motor.

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

Electric bike.

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"Let's go! And you're still not getting a car."

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

"It's perfect for commuting to college. Definitely a learning experience."

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

"C'mon, Dad...did you really think you and your kids would agree on everything? I say 'yes'...you say 'no'...maybe father and son are just a little bit different!"

"This one's perfect if you're going green, but still don't know how turn signals work."

Boy finds tricycle propped up on building bricks after wheels stolen.

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

'Hey, this is nice! You should see my starter cave!'

'You're on the very bottom of the 'property ladder'. Or as we estate agents call it; 'the food chain'.'

Carole Jean's First "Big Girl" Heels

'I know it's tough starting out. Your father and I started out in a plastic bag.'

'If you're a good boy, Santa will bring you tires next year.'

Letting Go

Car dealer's sign: If you kick the tires, you've bought it!

"For my money...any care looks good."

Decals and stickers for your bike.

'My brother was annoying until he got a car.'

Biking Granny.

When The Car Is Being Repaired.

The intelligent car is just around the corner.

Tandem

'It has a driver's airbag and forward and rear crumple zones.'

"OK...I gotta admit...you got a cool car."

'All those years I rode those small bikes...well, as you can see, those days are over.'