First Bike T-Shirts

'It has a driver's airbag and forward and rear crumple zones.'

Boy finds tricycle propped up on building bricks after wheels stolen.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

'My feet are killing me.'

Clown on bike.

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

The Hobby Store

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

The Fast Lane.

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Bike Rides

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

Bicycle sat nav.

Knight in shining Lycra!

A smiling cyclist

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

CLEAR!

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

'Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy! Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy!'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Cheesie Rider

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."