Collecting Motorcycles Pillows

Surgeon requests patient's motorbike if operation is unsucessful.

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'

"My only suggestion is we freeze it and hope a future generation can repair it."

Drool Marks

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'God's speed.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

Dairy Devil

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Biker Lawn Mower

'How about a nice saloon?'

Biker At Museum

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

Acme Flyswatters.

"It's a sports car. It's supposed to be uncomfortable."

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'