New Motorcycle Purchase Gifts

Biking Granny.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Drool Marks

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Family members!

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

'There's nothing like roughing it in the woods to make a man feel alive!'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'By god that man stinks!'

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Biker At Museum

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"It's a hybrid!"

Altar Ego

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

Hell's Angels

Traffic calming ahead.

"This must be for charging bigger vehicles."

Electric bike.

License, registration, and some I.D. for the small child watching what appears to be a completely inappropriate PG-13 movie in the back.

If we could only contact the auto club!

Car with a rams head sticking out the front

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'