New Bicycle Gifts

'If you're a good boy, Santa will bring you tires next year.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Clown on bike.

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

The Fast Lane.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Cycling with a harp case

Bike Rides

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Bicycle sat nav.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Knight in shining Lycra!

A smiling cyclist

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Lighthouse Beam.

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

CLEAR!

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

"That's awesome that you taught him to heel, but I just want him to walk normally."

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Dairy Devil

Family traits.