"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."
New Album Release Gifts
Looking for a memorable gift to mark their new album release? Our collection of fun and thoughtful products celebrates this exciting life event—perfect for music fans and artists alike. Whether they’re a musician, a band, or a dedicated listener, these items add a personal touch to their milestone moment.
Producer, Director and Novelizer.
"Meet the author"
Empty box of ideas
Bright Idea
Getting to Know You
'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'
"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."
"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."
'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'
Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,
Same Sex Marriages.
"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."
'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'
"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."
Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.
India Decriminalizes Homosexuality
"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."
"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."
"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."
Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'
"Congratulations! You've won the bid."
New York approves gay marriage.
Meet the author Billy Bovine.
"I'm thinkin' blond."
Recycling centre
"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."
Bernice Mountain Dog
Mary Trump
Congratulations!
"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."
"Thanks, but I'm in the midst of a lesbian phase that started the day I was born."
Future site of Que Sera Sera.
"Mom, dad. I'm LED."
Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, sister? People were right: Now that gay people in all 50 states can marry, it's destroyed marriage altogether. My husband Larry just left me and moved in with Earl the plumber. First of all, ma'am, I'm pretty sure you have no idea how these things work. The supreme court gave Larry the gay. How do I undo the gay?
New Album Release Gifts Collection
New Album Release Mugs
Explore our collection of album release mugs—perfect for fans and musicians who want to celebrate every sip with a musical touch.
New Album Release Pillows
Check out our cozy pillows celebrating music milestones—bring comfort and humor into any music lover's home.
New Album Release Prints
Browse our inspiring prints that capture the spirit of new album launches—great for decorating music rooms or studios.
New Album Release T-Shirts
Discover fun and stylish t-shirts commemorating new album releases—ideal for music lovers eager to wear their passion.