New Album Release Mugs

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"Meet the author"

Empty box of ideas

Bright Idea

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Same Sex Marriages.

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

India Decriminalizes Homosexuality

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

New York approves gay marriage.

"I'm thinkin' blond."

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

Bernice Mountain Dog

Congratulations!

Recycling centre

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"Thanks, but I'm in the midst of a lesbian phase that started the day I was born."

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

"Mom, dad. I'm LED."