Releasing First Album Mugs

"I took two lessons before I released my first album."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"Meet the author"

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Same Sex Marriages.

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

'Is this your first book launch?'

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

India Decriminalizes Homosexuality

Sumo Love.

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

New York approves gay marriage.

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

Bernice Mountain Dog

Congratulations!

"Thanks, but I'm in the midst of a lesbian phase that started the day I was born."

"I wrote, self-published and remaindered it myself."

"Mom, dad. I'm LED."

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

"I just got a huge advance for my first novel. It's about a writer who gets a huge advance for his first novel."

"He's not gay, but he's often gay-adjacent."