Releasing A New Single Mugs

'I see you've got a new single coming out.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"Meet the author"

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

Getting to Know You

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Shellfie

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Same Sex Marriages.

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

"I think your idea of stress relief is drastic!"

India Decriminalizes Homosexuality

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

New York approves gay marriage.

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

Mary Trump

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

Congratulations!

Bernice Mountain Dog

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

"Thanks, but I'm in the midst of a lesbian phase that started the day I was born."

"The best things in life are free. The rest are married."

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: A Bob Named Sue

"Mom, dad. I'm LED."

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

"He's not gay, but he's often gay-adjacent."

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."