Releasing First Album T-Shirts

"I took two lessons before I released my first album."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"Meet the author"

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

Getting to Know You

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Same Sex Marriages.

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

'Is this your first book launch?'

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

India Decriminalizes Homosexuality

Are your parents here? Spring play! I can't tell.

Sumo Love.

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

New York approves gay marriage.

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

Bernice Mountain Dog

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

Congratulations!

Mary Trump

"Thanks, but I'm in the midst of a lesbian phase that started the day I was born."

"I wrote, self-published and remaindered it myself."

Meet the Authors

"Mom, dad. I'm LED."

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.