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"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"Meet the author"

Empty box of ideas

Bright Idea

Getting to Know You

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Same Sex Marriages.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

India Decriminalizes Homosexuality

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

New York approves gay marriage.

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

"I'm thinkin' blond."

Recycling centre

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

Bernice Mountain Dog

Mary Trump

Congratulations!

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"Thanks, but I'm in the midst of a lesbian phase that started the day I was born."

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

"Mom, dad. I'm LED."

Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, sister? People were right: Now that gay people in all 50 states can marry, it's destroyed marriage altogether. My husband Larry just left me and moved in with Earl the plumber. First of all, ma'am, I'm pretty sure you have no idea how these things work. The supreme court gave Larry the gay. How do I undo the gay?