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People rushing to buy a book form a book store

"Meet the author"

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

Getting to Know You

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Peel poker.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

Same Sex Marriages.

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'Is this your first book launch?'

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

India Decriminalizes Homosexuality

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

New York approves gay marriage.

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

Mary Trump

Bernice Mountain Dog

Congratulations!

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"Thanks, but I'm in the midst of a lesbian phase that started the day I was born."

"Mom, dad. I'm LED."

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."