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Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"Meet the author"

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

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"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

Isabel Allende

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

'Is this your first book launch?'

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

Sumo Love.

Book publishing.

Book publisher telling author about some changes needed.

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

"Bad news, sir. The public isn't buying our new Pork Ala King."

"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."

'Meet the Ghost Writer.'

'As is the fashion these days, it's about nothing.'

Meet the Authors

"I just got a huge advance for my first novel. It's about a writer who gets a huge advance for his first novel."

'Y'know it started as a bedtime story he told his kids.'