Neurotic Novel T-Shirts

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

John Bunyan

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

Moby Dick

Jack London

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Addicted to reading

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Reading

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

Fiction. Mystery. History.

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

Woody Allen

Mark Twain

'The Neurosis Pack.'

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

"No wonder you can't write, you're not plugged in!"

Woman in bed with catalogue of worries.

3:00 pm - Meet the author

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

'No kidding?... That little place is H.G. Wells' birthplace?'

'In my opinion the series should have stopped after the first 3 books.'

John Updike