Neurotic Night Reader T-Shirts

Woman in bed with catalogue of worries.

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

'Your night writing book, madam.'

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am."

Insomnia.

"If you don't want the light to keep shining in your eyes, stop asking me how much longer I'm going to read."

"Is the light bothering you?"

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

The Invention of Reading in Bed.

The Perils of Reading Ghost Stories Before Bed.

'Nobody believes a word I say!' 'Oh, come now!'

'I like to think of myself as a lunar landscape gardener.'

"No!"

"I can't put it down."

Man reading in a dark park using a streetlight as a book light

"That was terrible. Deeply flawed. Full of crap. Now read it to me again."

Doze: the magazine for slumber enthusiasts

Owl reading book entitled 'Whoose whooo'.

"Maybe we should shoot for 'sense of belonging' at this point."

"Surely they can't all be tell-alls..."

Sheep trying to go to sleep.

'Pro Golfer Associated Catatonic Tigrephrenia...'

Man in bedclothes reading in a bookshop.

'You know I'm not going to be able to concentrate if you're going to grind your teeth all night.'

'Do you ever worry about getting the D.T.'s?'

'After being in burglary ten years, I can't sleep at night.'

'I'm not eating. I couldn't sleep so I decided to read.'