Midnight Reader T-Shirts

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

Man in bedclothes reading in a bookshop.

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

Pachyderm insomnia.

"I know. But I think I can change him."

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Pre-nuptal Agreement.

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"And thirteen innocent logs perished in that fire they used to burn Joan."

"Did the cow that jumped over the moon have NASA funding?"

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

A spy

"How can back to back be your favourite position?"

"My wife, my best friend and our prenup!"

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

"It says here we should get a lodger."

A shark is reading a book entitled 'Swimming with the lawyers'.

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

"Wake up. It says here I was right about that thing I said."

'Was it good for you?' 'I haven't finished yet!'

Man reading in lamp

'Cause of death is still unknown. We hope to learn more once he's dead'

"If you don't want the light to keep shining in your eyes, stop asking me how much longer I'm going to read."

'I'm going to the library to study, so don't wait up.'

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"

Michael Hall 1930-2002: wonderful father, devoted husband, benevolent employer, generous citizen, BUT...

Fifty Shades of Yellow

The Invention of Reading in Bed.

"The magical time of night when the artist awakes, not with any idea, but with the murky recollection of an idea from the previous day that was not written down and is now lost forever."