Morning Reader T-Shirts

"Grrr."

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

Alarmistclock

Men on escalators reading newspapers, shares are going up on the up escalator and down on the down escalator.

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

Mums coffee morning

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

"It's time to wake up!"

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

Early Morning Roll Call.

Rooster

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

"That's not the morning paper, Storm. That's a subpoena."

"I have to get up for school early and my alarm clock is broken."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"I think I'll be wicked today and skip Anthony Lewis."

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

'I like waking to music!'

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

Mans breakfast makes a 'Snap, crackle, pop' sound. He hears his dog's food making a 'Woof, growl, yelp' sound.

Room service.

Just Because it's Tuesday

Two men jogging past one another trying to get as many words in as possible.

Medusa before coffee vs. Medusa after coffee.