Morning Reader Pillows

"Grrr."

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Bird Tweet.

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

Men on escalators reading newspapers, shares are going up on the up escalator and down on the down escalator.

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

Alarmistclock

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

Mums coffee morning

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

"It's time to wake up!"

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

Early Morning Roll Call.

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

Rooster

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

"That's not the morning paper, Storm. That's a subpoena."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"I have to get up for school early and my alarm clock is broken."

Mans breakfast makes a 'Snap, crackle, pop' sound. He hears his dog's food making a 'Woof, growl, yelp' sound.

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

Room service.

'I like waking to music!'

"I think I'll be wicked today and skip Anthony Lewis."

I realize I'm scarier in the middle of the night, but I was always such a morning person.

'Don't worry, have a nice holiday, I'll cover for you: Once cockadoodledoo at sunrise, any idiot can do that!'

Just Because it's Tuesday

Medusa before coffee vs. Medusa after coffee.