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The Perils of Reading Ghost Stories Before Bed.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

'Your night writing book, madam.'

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Mad Hatter's tea party.

Mr. Stryver at Tellson's Bank

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

Woman in bed with catalogue of worries.

A spy

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

A new meaning in the Roman

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

"The butler did it!"

Man reading in lamp

Trilby - 'Hast thou found me, o mine enemy?'

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

"If you don't want the light to keep shining in your eyes, stop asking me how much longer I'm going to read."

"Is the light bothering you?"

Michael Hall 1930-2002: wonderful father, devoted husband, benevolent employer, generous citizen, BUT...

The Invention of Reading in Bed.

Gustave Flaubert

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

The ghost's walk

My aunt astonishes me

The 1 Minute Scape Goat.

Jane Air

"I can't put it down."

'I wish you didn't have to bring your work home with you.'

"No!"

Counting Sheep

"Just out of curiosity, are you with organized crime or are you an independent?"