Nocturnal Novel Reader Mugs

The Perils of Reading Ghost Stories Before Bed.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

'Your night writing book, madam.'

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Mad Hatter's tea party.

Mr. Stryver at Tellson's Bank

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

Woman in bed with catalogue of worries.

A spy

A new meaning in the Roman

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

Boss, I have a question to ask you, but I'm pretty sure I already know what your answer is going to be. Ask away, minion. Can I have a day off each week to catch up on all the "Star Wars" novels and comic books that tie into the upcoming movie? Of course, Rudy. Who am I to stand in the way of your education in the proper role of a boss and his employee? Wait ... Are you talking about the Emperor and Darth Vader? Excellent training manual, if you ignore the lame social justice warrior parts.

Trilby - 'Hast thou found me, o mine enemy?'

"The butler did it!"

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

Man reading in lamp

"If you don't want the light to keep shining in your eyes, stop asking me how much longer I'm going to read."

"Is the light bothering you?"

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

Gustave Flaubert

The 1 Minute Scape Goat.

The ghost's walk

My aunt astonishes me

The Invention of Reading in Bed.

Michael Hall 1930-2002: wonderful father, devoted husband, benevolent employer, generous citizen, BUT...

Jane Air

Counting Sheep

"No!"

"Just out of curiosity, are you with organized crime or are you an independent?"

"I can't put it down."