Nocturnal Reader Mugs

Man reading in a dark park using a streetlight as a book light

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

'Your night writing book, madam.'

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Pull and all nighter...

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

Woman in bed with catalogue of worries.

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am."

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

Man reading in lamp

"If you don't want the light to keep shining in your eyes, stop asking me how much longer I'm going to read."

"Is the light bothering you?"

Stormy Night

Death reads a bedtime story.

The Invention of Reading in Bed.

The Perils of Reading Ghost Stories Before Bed.

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."

'"Silent killer'?! That's your nickname? That's so cool Dad!"

"Please help me, doc! I can sleep at night!"

"No!"

'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.'

"Look—there it goes again!"

"Jeff! Have you been sleepwalking again?!"

"I can't put it down."

Bus stop and reader

"Why does she wait until I'm sleeping to knock the pencil around the apartment?"