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The Invention of Reading in Bed.

'Don't wait up - I'll probably doze off in the book bunker.'

"Talk nerdy to me."

Paul Ree

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

'Your night writing book, madam.'

Cook in the cookery section.

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

Ok, ok, last page.

"Tell me the fairytale about the economy."

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

Book Igloo

Man reading in lamp

The Perils of Reading Ghost Stories Before Bed.

Moon crooner

Support your local bookstore

"Do you have 'The Oxford Companion to Real Estate'?"

Sado-masochists reading in bed.

Warlock reads book entitled; 'The Joy of Sects'.

Man reading in a dark park using a streetlight as a book light

'It happens every night - just as you're trying to get some sleep,he starts fluttering about'.

Harry knew that his time with the Norman Mailer reading group was over.

'You mean Noah discriminated on the basis of marital status?'

"Surely they can't all be tell-alls..."

Book barn: now with 50% less irony

"What would you boys think if we started selling books?"

'Levitation? Aisle three.'

Pop-up Book of Missiles

A man reading a book entitled "The Riot Act" in bed.

"What's with the sleeping at night?"

'This book so so rare it's never been published.'

Books vs. Phones

'I do like a nice bedtime read.'

"There's a gentleman here who says he would like to look at our books."