Nature's Night Reader T-Shirts

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

Woman in bed with catalogue of worries.

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

Man reading in lamp

"If you don't want the light to keep shining in your eyes, stop asking me how much longer I'm going to read."

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

"Is the light bothering you?"

The Perils of Reading Ghost Stories Before Bed.

"Larry, did you water the plant?"

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

Cellist site reading birds on telephone wires.

'It's all very well this 'The early bird catches the Worm' business, but I'm nocturnal...'

"No!"

"I can't put it down."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

Man reading in a dark park using a streetlight as a book light

"That was terrible. Deeply flawed. Full of crap. Now read it to me again."

Gardening By The Moon

'Well yes, I think it does matter whether the moon is the wrong way round!'

Bus stop and reader

'It just turned tomorrow.'

Bird Watching

"Surely they can't all be tell-alls..."

Dark Mode

'No,no,no! Don't squeeze the trigger until I put an arrow in and get my hands out of the way!'

Man in bedclothes reading in a bookshop.

'You know I'm not going to be able to concentrate if you're going to grind your teeth all night.'

Monk reads in bed using night light candle clipped to book.