Neurotic Night Reader Prints

Woman in bed with catalogue of worries.

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

'Your night writing book, madam.'

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.

Insomnia.

"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am."

"He took that kinda hard."

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

"If you don't want the light to keep shining in your eyes, stop asking me how much longer I'm going to read."

"Is the light bothering you?"

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

The Perils of Reading Ghost Stories Before Bed.

The Invention of Reading in Bed.

"No!"

'Nobody believes a word I say!' 'Oh, come now!'

"I can't put it down."

'I like to think of myself as a lunar landscape gardener.'

Man reading in a dark park using a streetlight as a book light

Doze: the magazine for slumber enthusiasts

"That was terrible. Deeply flawed. Full of crap. Now read it to me again."

Owl reading book entitled 'Whoose whooo'.

"Maybe we should shoot for 'sense of belonging' at this point."

Instead of caps and gowns, night school graduates have to wear nightcaps and nightgowns.

Sheep trying to go to sleep.

"Surely they can't all be tell-alls..."

Man in bedclothes reading in a bookshop.

'Pro Golfer Associated Catatonic Tigrephrenia...'

'You know I'm not going to be able to concentrate if you're going to grind your teeth all night.'

'Do you ever worry about getting the D.T.'s?'

'After being in burglary ten years, I can't sleep at night.'