Neurotic Novel Mugs

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

John Bunyan

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

Moby Dick

Jack London

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Addicted to reading

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

Reading

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

Mark Twain

'The Neurosis Pack.'

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

"No wonder you can't write, you're not plugged in!"

Woman in bed with catalogue of worries.

3:00 pm - Meet the author

'No kidding?... That little place is H.G. Wells' birthplace?'

'In my opinion the series should have stopped after the first 3 books.'

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"Information is moved via neurotransmitters from neuron to neuron via the synapses into the brain where it is then retrieved by the memory via a slap on the back of the head."