Net Nabber Gifts

'Another one,Quick! Al,hand me the landing net.'

'Not that net!'

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

Computer Expert

Fish talking about fisherman

"You've got computer-breath."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

'I admit I was asleep, sir, but I was dreaming that I was working!'

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"Sometimes, when business is brisk, I have to settle for no nap at all."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

Goal

Hot Towel Web Service

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

No, Smith, that's NOT why they're called 'Spreadsheets'.

'You have a friend request.'

"I'm taking a year out to travel round the internet."

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

Social Media Elevator