Keyboard Napper Gifts

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

'Hm-m-m - it sleeps most of the time. I think it must be some kind of cat.'

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

Man and Machine snoozing

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'I love algebra class, it's the only time I get to have a really decent nap.'

'I admit I was asleep, sir, but I was dreaming that I was working!'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"Sometimes, when business is brisk, I have to settle for no nap at all."

No, Smith, that's NOT why they're called 'Spreadsheets'.

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

Sleeping at the computer.

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

Someone has had a hard day!

"Thanks for coming in on the weekend....although let's admit it, you took a nap at your desk that happened to last all night..."

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

"Maureen, A pillow."

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

'When someone asks where you work, what do you tell them?'

'I don't know what's worse...you, Jenkins, snoring through my presentation, or you, Fredericks, complaining that it was keeping you awake!'

'I thought you wanted to stop early today Ron!'

"Sometimes Gramps can make the whole house shake!"

"Some people say I'm a dreamer. Some say I fall asleep at my desk."