Neighborly Jesting Gifts

'Actually I'm looking for something that will eat next door's dog.'

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

"Ahh, bless him. He's run out of bird feed for our little Blue Tits."

One giant bark for dogkind.

'Looks like housing starts are up.'

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

The Life of a Sentient Rock

'He's training for a career in law.'

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

'Uh oh. Wax moths! There goes the neighborhood.'

Robinia Floribunda

"It's been a rainy winter."

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

Beware of Curmudgeon!

The woman next door bought a coat exactly like mine!

Never use an electric can opener if you live next door to a cat lady.

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

'Oh don't worry about George, he's just got worms.'

"They must be out...'Neighbours' is on the television!"

'...and why shouldn't she be sleeping with your next door neighbour - she's my wife!'

'Really? He has his father's nose?... Is his father Cyrano De Bergerac?'

"Son-of-a-birch!"

"Maynard! Are you blowing smoke through the fence at Mrs. Woolsey again?"

'She used to be gagging for it-now she just wants gagging!'

"I always thought it was over the fence gossip, not insider trading."

'Even tho' he now lives in a ritz, upscale neighborhood, he hasn't changed a bit!'

Neighborhood Sasquatch. Neighborhood Watch.

'We just stopped by to say hello.'

"The cops were on to him"

'Is it just me, or are these summers getting hotter? '

'That was rude, my neighbor acted like he didn't even know me.'

"The new tenant better not be a humming bird again! Boy the neighbour was driving me crazy!"