Neighborly Jesting Mugs

'Actually I'm looking for something that will eat next door's dog.'

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

One giant bark for dogkind.

"Ahh, bless him. He's run out of bird feed for our little Blue Tits."

'Looks like housing starts are up.'

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

The Life of a Sentient Rock

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

'He's training for a career in law.'

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

'Uh oh. Wax moths! There goes the neighborhood.'

Robinia Floribunda

"It's been a rainy winter."

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

Beware of Curmudgeon!

The woman next door bought a coat exactly like mine!

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

"They must be out...'Neighbours' is on the television!"

'...and why shouldn't she be sleeping with your next door neighbour - she's my wife!'

'Oh don't worry about George, he's just got worms.'

'Really? He has his father's nose?... Is his father Cyrano De Bergerac?'

"Son-of-a-birch!"

"I always thought it was over the fence gossip, not insider trading."

"Maynard! Are you blowing smoke through the fence at Mrs. Woolsey again?"

'She used to be gagging for it-now she just wants gagging!'

'Even tho' he now lives in a ritz, upscale neighborhood, he hasn't changed a bit!'

'We just stopped by to say hello.'

"The cops were on to him"

'Is it just me, or are these summers getting hotter? '

'That was rude, my neighbor acted like he didn't even know me.'

"The new tenant better not be a humming bird again! Boy the neighbour was driving me crazy!"

'Lost your lawnmower, old man?'