Neighborhood News Anchor Gifts

Woman over garden fence: 'I've invented some new gossip I'd like circulating.'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Dog says hi to a cat.

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

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Suburban street.

"The neighbors' place is a pig sty! Why can't we have something like that?"

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

Hal is such a nice guy, every dog in the neighborhood brings him slippers.

The Motherhood

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

'Phase Two : More of the same'

The Burbs

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

Interrupted Shower.

It was a nice neighborhood untill the A-holes moved in.

Robinia Floribunda

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

'I see bloodshed at No.23,Mrs.Higgs at 34 has told her husband,Mrs.Blake at 42 is threatening to tell....'

'Don't you hate it when your neighbor gets a new 'lectric drill?'

Me, my master is a lawyer, so car rides with him are always exciting: we chase ambulances!"

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

"There exists within each of us the infinite potential to become the neighbor from hell."

"What's he doing now?"