Neighborhood News Bearer Gifts

"Have I got plenty of gossip for you?"

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Dog says hi to a cat.

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

Suburban street.

One giant bark for dogkind.

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

'Looks like housing starts are up.'

"The neighbors' place is a pig sty! Why can't we have something like that?"

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

The Motherhood

The Life of a Sentient Rock

Hal is such a nice guy, every dog in the neighborhood brings him slippers.

'Phase Two : More of the same'

The Burbs

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

Interrupted Shower.

Robinia Floribunda

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'

'I see bloodshed at No.23,Mrs.Higgs at 34 has told her husband,Mrs.Blake at 42 is threatening to tell....'

Me, my master is a lawyer, so car rides with him are always exciting: we chase ambulances!"

'Don't you hate it when your neighbor gets a new 'lectric drill?'

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

"What's he doing now?"