Neighborhood News Bearer Prints

"Have I got plenty of gossip for you?"

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Dog says hi to a cat.

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

Suburban street.

'Looks like housing starts are up.'

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

One giant bark for dogkind.

"The neighbors' place is a pig sty! Why can't we have something like that?"

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

The Motherhood

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

Hal is such a nice guy, every dog in the neighborhood brings him slippers.

The Life of a Sentient Rock

'Phase Two : More of the same'

The Burbs

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

Robinia Floribunda

Interrupted Shower.

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'

'I see bloodshed at No.23,Mrs.Higgs at 34 has told her husband,Mrs.Blake at 42 is threatening to tell....'

'Don't you hate it when your neighbor gets a new 'lectric drill?'

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

Me, my master is a lawyer, so car rides with him are always exciting: we chase ambulances!"

"What's he doing now?"