Neighborhood Jolters Gifts

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Dog says hi to a cat.

'For Sale by Neighbor'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

Progress.

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

Suburban street.

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

'John... is that a collar?'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'Phase Two : More of the same'

'I remember when it was a row of quaint little coffee bars and boutiques.'

Yesterday you lost your sheep and suddenly, today, Mary next door has a little lamb... Pretty big coincidence is all I'm sayin'.

'Your neighbor wanted me to break up a wild party, but actually, I find this a congenial affair,'

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

Robinia Floribunda

Interrupted Shower.

'Beware of the Dog poo'

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

Beware of Curmudgeon!

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

"What's he doing now?"

Before podcasting, there was bobcasting...

"It does seem an odd place to put it."

Gossiping neighbours.

"Neighborhood Watch anti-violence meeting. Be there or else."

Neighbourhood watch with mother

'We bought thinking we'd enjoy being only a stone's throw from the playground.'