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"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Dog says hi to a cat.

'For Sale by Neighbor'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

Suburban street.

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

Progress.

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

'John... is that a collar?'

'Phase Two : More of the same'

Yesterday you lost your sheep and suddenly, today, Mary next door has a little lamb... Pretty big coincidence is all I'm sayin'.

'I remember when it was a row of quaint little coffee bars and boutiques.'

Robinia Floribunda

Interrupted Shower.

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

'Your neighbor wanted me to break up a wild party, but actually, I find this a congenial affair,'

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

'Beware of the Dog poo'

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

"What's he doing now?"

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

Beware of Curmudgeon!

Before podcasting, there was bobcasting...

"It does seem an odd place to put it."

Gossiping neighbours.

"Neighborhood Watch anti-violence meeting. Be there or else."

"You got another letter from the neighborhood association..."

'That ought to keep the neighbors from sneaking in and using the pool while we're away!'