Neighborhood Watch Lover Gifts

Kid looking through periscope near 'Neighborhood Watch' sign.

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Dog says hi to a cat.

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

Suburban street.

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

'Phase Two : More of the same'

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

Robinia Floribunda

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

"What's he doing now?"

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

Beware of Curmudgeon!

Before podcasting, there was bobcasting...

"It does seem an odd place to put it."

"I'm Bob and this is my wife, Sue. Don't even think about trying to get past us."

'Well, that ties up the inventory of our new neighbours' possessions.'

Gossiping neighbours.

"Neighborhood Watch anti-violence meeting. Be there or else."

'Number Eleven are shagging again, let's go and watch the live feed from the control room.'

'As there's no one left to talk about then one of us had better move!'

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

"Brenda takes no chances over someone stealing our washing."

'That ought to keep the neighbors from sneaking in and using the pool while we're away!'

"Ever wonder what goes on over there?"

'There goes the neighborhood.'

'Let's just see how long they can stay crouched behind the sofa.'

The maintaining different types of fence.

'Neighbours is on, love.'

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