Negative Ninny Pillows

Spruce up their space with pillows that feature funny or artistic designs tailored for a Negative Ninny. A perfect way to bring humor and style into their home decor.

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"I can't think of anything I have no problem with."

"I can't think of anything I have no problem with." mockup

"I can't think of anything I have no problem with."

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Four Types of Test-Takers...

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Worry tank

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No Immediate Danger

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"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!" mockup

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

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Traditional vs alternative medicine. mockup

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

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Nervous Student

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"It's OK vicar, Nigel's just having one of his panic attacks."

"It's OK vicar, Nigel's just having one of his panic attacks." mockup

"It's OK vicar, Nigel's just having one of his panic attacks."

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"Ted doesn't test well."

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"Can I put in a claim for interview trauma compensation?"

"Can I put in a claim for interview trauma compensation?" mockup

"Can I put in a claim for interview trauma compensation?"

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"Life sucks and then you keep living." mockup

"Life sucks and then you keep living."

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"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."

"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains." mockup

"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."

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"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary." mockup

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

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"And, of course, if I were to get the job and start feeling comfortable here I'd no longer need the security blanket."

"And, of course, if I were to get the job and start feeling comfortable here I'd no longer need the security blanket." mockup

"And, of course, if I were to get the job and start feeling comfortable here I'd no longer need the security blanket."

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"I don't interview well."

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"It's a simple procedure. You'll be fine – as long as no one gets sloppy."

"It's a simple procedure. You'll be fine – as long as no one gets sloppy." mockup

"It's a simple procedure. You'll be fine – as long as no one gets sloppy."

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"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria." mockup

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

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Brain and heart sweep away the negative mockup

Brain and heart sweep away the negative

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The Return of Guarded Optimism

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"You're being audited. Are you nervous?"

"You're being audited. Are you nervous?" mockup

"You're being audited. Are you nervous?"

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'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.' mockup

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

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"You ought to do what I do—have a few belts before you meet with the old man."

"You ought to do what I do—have a few belts before you meet with the old man." mockup

"You ought to do what I do—have a few belts before you meet with the old man."

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"Sorry if I'm negative, but I'm operating on a need to no basis."

"Sorry if I'm negative, but I'm operating on a need to no basis." mockup

"Sorry if I'm negative, but I'm operating on a need to no basis."

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Interview anxiety

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"Is this your first job interview, sir?"

"Is this your first job interview, sir?" mockup

"Is this your first job interview, sir?"

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"Ignore the 45,000 people. They're watching you, but they're not staring at you."

"Ignore the 45,000 people. They're watching you, but they're not staring at you." mockup

"Ignore the 45,000 people. They're watching you, but they're not staring at you."

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"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"

"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!" mockup

"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"

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'You and your aversion to needles!' mockup

'You and your aversion to needles!'

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"I'm going to make eye contact only with this side because of the crick in my neck."

"I'm going to make eye contact only with this side because of the crick in my neck." mockup

"I'm going to make eye contact only with this side because of the crick in my neck."

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"Patient. . . seems. . . reluctant. . . to get his. . . prostate. . . checked. . ."

"Patient. . . seems. . . reluctant. . . to get his. . . prostate. . . checked. . ." mockup

"Patient. . . seems. . . reluctant. . . to get his. . . prostate. . . checked. . ."

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God is dead.

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'You had to get shots? I couldn't stand that. I hate needles!'

'You had to get shots? I couldn't stand that. I hate needles!' mockup

'You had to get shots? I couldn't stand that. I hate needles!'

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'Uh, Molly...Who's your little friend?' mockup

'Uh, Molly...Who's your little friend?'

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'How can I stop biting my nails?' - 'Always wear shoes.'

'How can I stop biting my nails?' - 'Always wear shoes.' mockup

'How can I stop biting my nails?' - 'Always wear shoes.'

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Negative Ninny Pillows Collection

Negative Ninny Mugs

Explore our mugs collection filled with witty and artistic designs that bring laughs and personality to your favorite morning beverage.

Negative Ninny Prints

Discover wall prints that showcase their creative, witty side, adding character and humor to any space.

Negative Ninny T-Shirts

Check out our T-shirts with clever and creative graphics perfect for a Negative Ninny with a sense of humor and style.