Need For Speed Enthusiast Gifts

'Ride his bumper! If anyone tries to pass you, ram 'em into the wall! Don't be cautious! Floor it! Floor it!!'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

The rocket powered skiier

The Fast Lane.

A day at the transgenic races

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Dairy Devil

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

Skier flying past mountains

Speeding Forklift

'So, the egg WAS first.'

Roadrunner. Offroadrunner.

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

"On your mark! Get set!"

Get ready ... Get set ...

Grim reaper ambulance

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

Cars at the drive in.

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

Life in the Fast Lane.

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."