Navigationally Challenged Gifts

'Admit it, we're lost. We've already gone past this fridge-freezer twice.'

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"I think we've been going around in circles."

Captain in a storm

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Are we there yet?'

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Slip Ahoy!'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"Touché"

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

Saved...life is good!

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

Lost around a military base.

Moustached gentleman

Titanic: How's my steering.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Recalculating!

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."