Navigationally Challenged Pillows

'Admit it, we're lost. We've already gone past this fridge-freezer twice.'

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"I think we've been going around in circles."

Captain in a storm

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Are we there yet?'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

"Touché"

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Saved...life is good!

Titanic: How's my steering.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Lost around a military base.

Moustached gentleman

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Recalculating!

A Couple in A Speedboat.

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"