Nature Stories Gifts

"Yes, it's true: My big brother has actually seen rain!"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

The Fourth Little Pig

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

The Little Engine That Wouldn't

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

"What's that, girl? Melting ice are shifting water systems causing fish to change habitats, threatening coastal communities with rising sea levels, and causing permafrost in the Arctic to release more greenhouse gas?"

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

'Researching the opossum article.'

"It's Cinderella?!?"

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

"Can I hear Goldilocks and the three hares?"

"I've gotta lay off the 3 little pigs."

"It's 'Architectural Digest.' "

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

"Well, I deal with death and carrion every day: Laughing is a therapeutic way of avoiding depression..."

'Tell us about the time you met Charles Darwin, grandad.'

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.

'Okay, one more blog about the meaning of 'Alice in Wonderland' and then off to sleep.'

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."