Nature's Dj T-Shirts

Birds with Headphones

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

The Food Chain

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Live Stream

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Penguin

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

Just a little seasoning...

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"I'm a monster."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Maria Sibylla Merian

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

"I see you have extensive wood chuckery experience."

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

'Don't you just love that rap music!'

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

People Planet.

Alligator Bars

Evolution...the booted flamingo.

Man and bird

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

'Steroids.'

Horse rides over a judge.

"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!"

It's so quiet. Listen to the sounds of nature! Pound pound thump. Pound thunk. Human nature.