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"The range and variety of their vocalizations was unequaled."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Birds with Headphones

Campground Conductor

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

Tarzan mobile phone

Man and bird

Flight of the Bumble Bee

'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

Gardener and the Giant Snail

Must be one of those underground bands.

Cellist site reading birds on telephone wires.

"Don't worry, our new hearing aids are very good, and you'll be able to teach her how to sing pitch-perfect..."

Natural relaxation in confinement

Tit Willow

"That's the back door."

surround sound like crickets chirping everywhere

'It took me a while to find this gem, but the acoustics in this cave are amazing: let's jam!'

Natural Music

"Should we look it up on Google and see if it's dangerous?"

"The ambient nature sounds are making me too sleepy to hunt."

The Swan.

'Live today like you're gonna die tomorrow Gus. But we're fruit flies so it's pretty much true.'

"Let it go, Carl!"

'Beetles...I heard if you listen to their songs backwards, there are cryptic messages.'

To sing up for premium commercial-free sounds of the ocean, log onto ...

Cello with a birdhouse on top.

"I can usually identify a bird by the song, but I think he's doing a cover."

"Listen to those crickets. They sound lovely."

A snake charmer is charming his hose to water his flowers

"The drone-cam shows the farmer and the dog in the high paddock, so the chicken-coop is unprotected: Go for it Dad!"

'Alright, he's in position, release the counter attack.'