Nature-loving Nightclubbers T-Shirts

Gay nightclubs of the forest.

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

The Stripper

Birds with Headphones

Graffitti.

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

'Honey! Hurry and help me bar the door! I saw a bunch of rowdy senior citizens in parrot masks down by the arena!'

'I realize this has been your favorite camping spot since you were a kid...but it's just not the same with all the construction over the years.'

Cellist site reading birds on telephone wires.

'Watch out -she goes for anything in trousers.'

'Ok Fellas let's see some I.D.'

Scouting just hasn't been the same since Troop 90 found a long enough extension cord so they could sing around the air conditioner.

Cloud Watching

'...can't you read??'

'Yeah, well, my guy idolizes me so much that he collects my poop in a bag and takes it home with him.'

'It took me a while to find this gem, but the acoustics in this cave are amazing: let's jam!'

'I'm sorry, but I only dance with podiatrists.'

'So-what's your problem?'

"Let it go, Carl!"

'Your dating profile was right. You really do know how to show a girl a good time.'

"This next song is for everyone who has ever been incarcerated."

"The range and variety of their vocalizations was unequaled."

"Okay, now that I'm not wearing trainers or jeans can I come in?"

'I work in a strip club for £20 a week. It's not much but it's all I can afford to pay them!'

Fax herd

Sawing Down Tree

"I can usually identify a bird by the song, but I think he's doing a cover."