Nature's Dj Mugs

Birds with Headphones

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

The Food Chain

Live Stream

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Penguin

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

Just a little seasoning...

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"I'm a monster."

Maria Sibylla Merian

"I see you have extensive wood chuckery experience."

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

'Don't you just love that rap music!'

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

Alligator Bars

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

Evolution...the booted flamingo.

Man and bird

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!"

'Steroids.'

Horse rides over a judge.

"It doesn't make me feel sexy, it makes me cross-eyed!"

'A tortoise is coming toward us' 'I newt' 'I toad you' 'Great, I'm on Walden Pun.'