Mother Nature's Drummer T-Shirts

'Don't you just love that rap music!'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Birds with Headphones

Ornithologist

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

Man and bird

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

"I'm trying to hack into Mother Nature's computer so I can make it snow. I have some serious TV binge watching to do, so I need the snow days."

Cellist site reading birds on telephone wires.

Conducting the Dawn Chorus.

"Don't worry, our new hearing aids are very good, and you'll be able to teach her how to sing pitch-perfect..."

Bubble forrests

"Sorry, but my eco-program says no more hot water!"

'Here's your room... Just put your sample in here and buzz me when you're ready.'

Nature and Fashion Photographer.

'It took me a while to find this gem, but the acoustics in this cave are amazing: let's jam!'

Climate change snow globe...

"Camping is in my blood! I harmonize with the humming of Mother Nature!"

Natural Music

'And how do you like it?'

'Stop yelling, Frank, you'll scare the birds away!'

"Oh, I miss my days in the orchestra playing the cello."

"The range and variety of their vocalizations was unequaled."

"Let it go, Carl!"

Duck protest march

Human Disposal

"Hello? I'm calling for a 'change-of-address'...."

"I also thought it was a cult but turns out they're into dancing, farming and orgies."