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Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

Self help acupuncture

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Allotment

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Wordplay: Gastropod.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Do you have anything bigger?

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

Tree Passion

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

Gardening#2

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!